Johnny Cash is arguably the greatest country singer ever, so it was fitting for his hometown in Arkansas to put his silhouette on a water tower, but someone decided to enhance the image with a bullet, and the results are hilarious!
The bullet hit squarely on Johnny’s junk, penetrating the water tower in the process, and it now looks like J.C. is taking a never-ending leak.
It’s an ignominious turn for Kingsland, a city of 500 that just wanted to honor Johnny. The singer has been taking a leak for over a week, thanks to the 50,000-gallon tank.
As humorous as it is, there are serious implications. More than 30,000 gallons of water have escaped through the bullet hole, soaking the dirt around the tower.
On the upside, there are lots of visitors who are descending on Kingsland to get a look at the leak, which always helps the local economy.
BTW … the law is on the hunt for the culprit, who could face felony charges for tampering with the tower.
